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Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon May 30, 2018
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The Two

Michael Jordan is the best player to play The Two
by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021
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Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.
Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.
by yayy1212 October 15, 2020
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Two Lip Hustle

A "two lip hustle" is a scam that requires nothing but your mouth.
That guy took me for five bucks with nothing but a two lip hustle.
by nada smurf June 16, 2018
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Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023
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Two scooper

When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.
Person 1: that girls a total two scooper

Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
by cumslut813 September 18, 2021
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two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.
My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum
by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023
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