jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.

Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.

by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021

Sleep walkin bean giant

to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.

Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!

Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant

by chance master747 August 28, 2021

bean banto

A large congregation of Hispanic people and occasionally extremely tan Caucasian men.

A large party hosted and attended by Hispanics

hey man, look at that big ass bean banto, are we tan enough to get in?

by Ozro May 24, 2018

beans

Another name for Xanax

Him: you finna suck this dick for a bean or whaaa??
Her: Make it 2 beans, im tryna get zooted zooted, ya feel me??
Him: say no more (unzips pants)
Her: (slurping sounds)

by Chi-Town Xanman360 April 6, 2019

Jelly Bean

When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention

You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.

by Luxinder October 15, 2020

sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.

Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!

by Puffer43 September 9, 2020