Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.

Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"

by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010

man-vegan

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".

Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.

by smiling82 October 11, 2013

Gorgeous man

When someone is extra handsome a way to describe it is saying he is a Gorgeous man. It's mostly used at the Voltron fandom to describe Coran

"Coran, Coran the Gorgeous man"

by coranthegorgeousman April 12, 2017

blister man

i fucking retard. who picks this name on fortnite you dumb fuck.

blister man is a fucking bum boo

by javon smith June 17, 2023

Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

by Man crust July 23, 2016

Man-tart

A promiscuous man who has sex with anyone.

The man-tart went off with the prostitute for a night of fun.

by Wardy02 July 5, 2018

Disney man

Someone who is posh or speaks posh, but begs slang and is an absolute Bitch!

DM: You are so irritating you nitty person! Friend: I beg you shutup, u Disney man..

by tes95 April 16, 2011