Dirty Matty

When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck

We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty

by The Great Zabbou November 20, 2020

Dirty Eddie

When you constantly bail on your friends for a "crazy girl" in Kemah, TX and it turns out to be a guy.

Nah can't hang tonight guys I'm gonna be a dirty Eddie.

by Wooston September 13, 2021

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

dirty vai

When you are talking to someone and they start to annoy you so you drop a 500 pound shelf on them

Friend 1: how are you?

Friend 2: I am so much better at everything than you!

Friend 1: I’m about to dirty vai you.

by Daddyfrogman April 16, 2020

Dirty Simmo

The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V

Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!

Justin : Sounds good babe!

by Em-Banga June 18, 2022

Dirty trent

When a man is so hot he only has to undo one button and the girls start spraying like they are watering a tomato patch , dirty trents are more than likely known to drink beer and drive patrols

Whoa check out that dirty trent is ride him till dawn

by Creambar May 26, 2020

Dirty Thymon

When you wank so hard you break your arm, and use your new cast months later as a fleshlight

Friend: why is your cast leaking?
You: I did a dirty Thymon last night.

by SH1271 October 15, 2021