Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
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Viper's kiss

Similar to Poseidon's kiss except that you pissed in the water beforehand, so now the piss-infused water splashes up and touches your arse
"spent 20 minutes on the toilet yesterday and i got a Viper's kiss
by Al sha3er January 09, 2025
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kiss u till u drop

means to kiss someone to the point they just give in and it means to kiss someone a lot. The person is too tired from all the kisses
"i will kiss u till u drop." and then kiss them a lot or makeout
by ilikekissesontheforhead June 26, 2023
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Free Kiss

Kissing someone you aren't in love with just to please him/her. It could be with someone that gives you unrequited love. Its a technique to make rejection less harsh.
She gave me a Free kiss but never really liked me.
by DD2000 December 23, 2016
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Alaskan Kiss

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.
by BusterMcThunderstic August 18, 2024
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get a kiss

Usually asked by helpless bystanders and working businesspeople who are in to much of a hurry and can’t seem to find the effort to ask for anything from you except saliva and attention
Yo man, you think I could get a kiss
by Radddar February 23, 2024
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Kiss them good

When a person grabs their romantic partner and passionately kisses them. Sometimes, it can turn into make out session.
After her boyfriend took Della out for a nice, romantic dinner, she really wanted to kiss them good to show her partner how much she loved him and appreciated all the work he had done to help and her family during that month.
by Vanguard 1998 June 18, 2021
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