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Pissed

I’m pissed your my father.

Or
I’m pissed at you dad.
by WrathDemon034 February 17, 2020
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Octo-piss

Ceremonial urination in which an Octopus is the target of multiple streams of female piss.
She truly enjoyed that Octo-piss.

He doesn't deserve to die, but He deserves an Octo-piss.

You are really starting to Octo-piss me off!
by Too Soon Jr. June 20, 2017
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pissed

"pissed" usually meaning critically mad at something.
Person 1: I was so pissed that my phone wasn't working.
Person 2: I got pissed at him because he broke my computer.
by how do i type my name October 14, 2022
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turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.
John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
by noahknigga February 7, 2025
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Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out
I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild
by Consiare June 25, 2022
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.
" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"
by Vostok January 18, 2021
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