Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

bush tits

Hairy titties

That old man over there has “bush tits”

by Moodndashade December 03, 2021

as tits

commonly used in sydney australia to emphasise the extremity of a situation

girl: omg i’m freezing to death

friend: ikr it’s fkn cold as tits!

by sarahgood May 20, 2021

tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 09, 2011

Tit mask

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face

Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me

by Spikeraider April 21, 2024

Its the tits

Something that is the best thing ever

Ted: How's it like being Gay?
Student: yeah, its great man its the tits!

by Gassypotato January 26, 2024

stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.

I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.

by FrankTheLank November 15, 2017