by Han so lo September 23, 2017
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Get the Shit puff mug.When you are on top of your game, doing it so good someone could mistake you for being Jesus ( He was a shepherd 😉 )
Person 1- " Don't bring that weak shit over here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "
Person 2- " Ya, that's right! We're on some Shepard Shit round here! "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
Get the Shepard Shit mug."You are just in the first stages of becoming a FULL TIME BITCH, and will learn to push your inner desires to serve, to worship and become just a LOW INSIGNIFICANT SHIT PIGGY over the course of the following months."
"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."
"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"
"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."
"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."
"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."
"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"
"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."
"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."
by pooppiggy June 20, 2022
Get the Shit Pig mug.Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.
Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.
Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
Get the Shit Throttle mug.The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.
Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.
Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit
by Deoweeni March 28, 2015
Get the Jake Shit mug.1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.
by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021
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