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by Anwardo April 13, 2022
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spiral suck

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 15, 2016
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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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hudson the duster that sucks at everything

An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).
Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender
by Gem city July 9, 2017
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wrangle suck

When you take a cause or project on that's huge
They said l couldn't do it but l just decided what the heck l was just going to damn well 'wrangle suck' it and just damn well did it.
by Chezshakes January 14, 2022
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dish sucking

Cleaning the dishes thoroughly and is completely sucked clean.
The master chef is quite into dish sucking.
by jiggly jiggle February 19, 2020
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