blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

Bruh moment

An exclaimation people use to indicate severe feelings for something which will or has happened.

“Dude, did you hear that Jack, Luke, Carlos, Navid, Mark AND James all got a bruh moment yesterday.”

by Colemaster October 31, 2019

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

Beaver Moment

When someone does something to work hard and dedication without fail

James has been going to the gym non stop for 3 months
Beaver Moment

by SuineX August 26, 2025

Carlos Moment

Carlos Moment
Car • los Mo • ment
/ˈkärlôs ˈmōm(ə)nt/

1. A specific moment where Carlos Moments.
2. Carlos Moment.

That was a certified Carlos Moment.

by Feplyss July 9, 2025

audrey moment

When you act irrationally at something for no explainable reason to be 'quirky'

"Omg gracie, she had such an audrey moment and bit me because I almost touched her with ketchup!"

by Audrey Lesarge January 13, 2022

Pierre moment

When you fall for some stupid shit or say something dumb.

„Oh, Pierre have you ever been to Dees?“ „No, I haven't, where is it?“ damn, what a Pierre moment

by Jeb systém March 31, 2022