John Thunder-Thighs 

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

John Thunder-Thighs by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

John 

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.

A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.

John by griddamtimb November 7, 2018

John 

A tall pale white kid

Did you see how pale John is.

John by Aztk Duck December 10, 2018

John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

John Hancock Academy by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

John Vento 

The most boi of all time

John Vento is very boi

John Vento by John Vento canes January 17, 2019

john winship 

Us geordies us this name to describe someone who is a breeder!

He is a famous insta model who loves to breed! With 15 kids and counting!

He’s the sexiest kid in Newcastle because Daniel mawson said so!

He’s a Calvin Klien and Tesco model!

Here mate your a right John Winship you! Stop having kids!

john winship by Waxa belta January 21, 2019

John 

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

John by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019