both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Bean-Switch

A slur for Mexican-Americans

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”

by Crackston October 1, 2022

green bean

a person who is for the streets
a person that is wayy too friendly

Person 1: “Did you hear how he flirting with another girl while she wasn’t around bro?”
Person 2: “Damn that boy is a green bean.”

by anonymous October 17, 2023

afro bean

An afro bean is a black hispanic

“stfu that’s why ur an afro bean”

by enna😦 March 16, 2023

Pepper-Bean

A betrayal of someone to save yourself, done without remorse.

Originated from Lindy Pepper-Bean, who betrayed Ricky September to save herself in the Doctor Who episode Dot and Bubble.

"I'll help myself too, but don't worry, I won't pull a Pepper-Bean on you!"

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

by Dingleflap69420 June 14, 2021

RKO the Bean

When you absolutely annihilate a girl’s bean (clitoris) using Randy Orton’s signature wrestling moves.

Todd: “The becky from last night was a FREAK, you know I had to RKO the bean!”

by huntr March 26, 2021