cock fucked

(V) to be destroyed or beaten at something so badly that you associate the pain with an object being inserted into the tip of your penis

Damn that guy (most likely black) just shut you down in bball homeslice. He totally cock fucked you.

by GetJEWED December 19, 2014

Cluck Fuck

When chicken is so good you use the dipping sauce as lube to anally penetrate yourself. Frequently seen performed in a Popeyes.

Black guy: oh god this chickens good. Mmmm.

Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.

by SnatchCatcher July 13, 2015

Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

by cruello March 6, 2018

Fuck gurl

A gurl who acts like she cares but she really don't give two fucks about u she will hurt u and then will try to fix it

This fuck gurl just hurt me the first day of school by showing me she dont want me and now she wanna fix it

by M_jazzy December 30, 2016

Guppy fuck

A person held in low regard.

A person who is worthless.

Variant of dumb fuck or little fuck (guppies are little) or just plain fuck used as a noun.

Possibly of jail or penetentiary origin from the Eastern United States.

That little "guppy fuck" don't know nothin'.

Wait till I catch that little "guppy fuck" alone...

That guppy fuck of a doctor won't give me any drugs!

by The Nedster March 18, 2011

Mind-Fucked

When something becomes so confusing or intertwined with something else that it causes massive confusion in a person. Similar to a roofie being slipped to someone, causing confusion and a feeling that you were just fucked (or in this case, Mind-Fucked).

Man 1: I just saw that Leo Dicaprio movie "Inception" last night and I have never felt this weird feeling before...

Man 2: I think the word you're looking for is "Mind-Fucked".

by CausedChernobyl July 21, 2010

fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 4, 2006