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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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Fish Dinner

An Australian slang exclamation- similar to “gosh” or “dang”
“Fish Dinner Miss Molly! That was one fine speech you gave!”
by p0yda July 12, 2021
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Fish

a person who is "FISH" - an acronym for "fit, intelligent, sexy, hot". (In other words: attractive, intelligent, attractive, attractive.)
Bad:you know what,you're a fish
Skep:WHAT NO YOU ARE A FISH
by FrogMo_ July 13, 2021
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Fish supper

To have sexual intercourse with one's wife.
“He couldn’t tackle a fish supper! That other guy is more handsome and charming, that’s why his girlfriend had sex with that other guy.”
by Andreaspaghetti July 16, 2021
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fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date
i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction
by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021
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Random Fish

Random fish by DecoSuperman is a parody based YouTube channel name for action figure parodies. Action figures doing stupid stuff
Let’s watch random fish videos
by DecoSuperman July 23, 2021
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fish

fish is gay and british
by rinkolover July 28, 2021
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