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cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.
I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.
by bojzzle September 25, 2004
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cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014
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cottage cheese wings

Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.
by KY Jellie September 1, 2006
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chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.
by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007
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Macaroni & Cheese Pizza

The most kick ass peice of culinary genius that humankind has produced yet.
"Adam we are going out to eat". Adam: "Dude fuck that Im watching the Gators play". "We are going out for Macaroni & Cheese Pizza"!! Adam: WELL SHIT yeah why didnt you freaks tell me? Let me throw on my shoes".
by Adam V. Flowers June 16, 2008
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Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.
"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"
by Jamhos July 25, 2008
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Double Cheese Chalupa

to have unprotected sex with two girls with out washing your penis in between
As soon as Janice left, Wifey showed up and Primeau had no choice but to give her the double cheese chalupa
by dbldn11 January 14, 2007
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