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Sex worker

A politically-correct word for the alternative to prostitution, cyber prostitution, or Premium Snapchats. A sex worker earns money through Premium Snapchats, Patreon, or other websites, as well as being paid to have sex with their clients. They are often found selling explicit nudes in exchange for money, typically through PayPal or Patreon. Decentralised pornography.
“Hey, what’s your Premium Snapchat?”

“Check the link and subscribe, SEX WORKERS are REAL WORKERS!”
by Jordy1996 November 24, 2018
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Ugly sex

A sexual encounter, in which one or more of the participants are ugly.

Often occurs under the influence of a substance, such as alcohol or drugs, and occasionally, the influence of low self esteem and loneliness.
ugly sex I'll never have ugly sex again!
ugly sex Say no to ugly sex.
by Helius Eros November 9, 2009
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lazy sex

Having sex in the spooning position. Great for people who want a non-crazy sexual afternoon (or whenever).
On the rainy day, Bill and Joanie had lazy sex.
by MargaretJazz February 23, 2009
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cheap sex

The best band in the world, because their lyrics make sense and they're just fucking amazing. So stick with it, cockstrangler.
I'm a whore for Cheap Sex.
"Watch your pockets, watch your purses."
by HOTDAMN April 1, 2004
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Elephant Sex

This term is literally derived from the action of two elephants having sex.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.

This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.

Please see examples.
Example 1:
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"
by Nala GarnDer May 19, 2009
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wet sex

best type of sex in the world, usualy done in water or some fluid
damn girl, dat was da best wet sex i've ever had!
by billyjoebob October 22, 2004
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Sex Ban

Not allowing any form of sexual activity to your partner because they pissed you off. She can't suck his cock, he can't lick her pussy, no genitals touch, no tit action and no one get's to cum until the ban is lifted.
My girlfriend told me I was lucky because she let me hit that so I told her I hope she enjoyed it because I was placing a sex ban and going to pound the pudd until she realized who the lucky one was.
by Sexually Deprived August 20, 2009
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