fuck shorty

A girl you fuck a lot but still care about. You can fuck other girls too for sure though.

LaShawndah is a total fuck shorty. I got love for her, but I fuck other girls too.

by T dicks motha fucka December 13, 2009

mirror fucking

the act of seeing someone totally checking you out through the mirrors in their car.

"that chick was totally mirror fucking me"

by Beeepeeee June 3, 2007

Guppy fuck

A person held in low regard.

A person who is worthless.

Variant of dumb fuck or little fuck (guppies are little) or just plain fuck used as a noun.

Possibly of jail or penetentiary origin from the Eastern United States.

That little "guppy fuck" don't know nothin'.

Wait till I catch that little "guppy fuck" alone...

That guppy fuck of a doctor won't give me any drugs!

by The Nedster March 18, 2011

fuck sticker

When you have a sticker stuck to your dick.

Damn, Tanner got a fuck sticker last night.

by ilovethatsexydoctor01 November 7, 2010

Fuck gurl

A gurl who acts like she cares but she really don't give two fucks about u she will hurt u and then will try to fix it

This fuck gurl just hurt me the first day of school by showing me she dont want me and now she wanna fix it

by M_jazzy December 30, 2016

Cluck Fuck

When chicken is so good you use the dipping sauce as lube to anally penetrate yourself. Frequently seen performed in a Popeyes.

Black guy: oh god this chickens good. Mmmm.

Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.

by SnatchCatcher July 13, 2015

Professor Fuck

A phrase used when an undergraduate or graduate student in a university has an intellectual crush on his or her professor. Such a professor is someone who thinks like you and validates your own ideas or pushes your thinking to an entire other level. Likely during class you fantasize about talking about your ideas in bed over a smoke after fucking.

Somebody who uses the phrase "professor fuck" would never actually follow through with fucking a professor. The phrase is used to show your highest esteem for your favorite professor.

Yea, I would professor fuck him.

by Research Girl June 20, 2011