get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016

Get Ack Me

The way to tell a friend you are on Nantucket (ACK)

Friend 1: Are you on Nantucket?

Friend 2: Yea get Ack me.

by getpink13 July 25, 2011

getting 'bucked up

1.) The act of getting a caffeine buzz from any caffeinated drink at Starbucks

Johhny: "Mom, im getting 'bucked up with my friends and then driving home."

Mom: "You're doing WHAT?!"

Johnny: "Relax mom, im just getting a trenta iced coffee with 3 espresso shots at Starbucks with my friends."

Mom: "Okay, just make sure you're home for dinner."

by mothercocker August 20, 2011

Dummies Get Baked

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.

Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."

by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

You get no bitches

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.

Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

by fortniteyellowbattle May 1, 2022

GET DAT NUT!

An exclamatory phrase with numerous applications. Can be used in celebration or with other connotations. Emphasizing different parts of the phrase or changing the speed at which you say it will alter its meaning.

Get dat NUT!

Yeah I GOT DAT NUT, SON!

-"What's that on your face, Sally?"
-"You know I got dat NUT!"

-"Yo, you got mad huge air off that boulder, brah!"
-"Yeah I got dat boulder nut!"

by Mac, July 24, 2008

get some life

A phrase used to demonstrate toward another person that their existence is useless, can also be used just to put down someone, make public their lack of intelligence , or make them hate their life altogether. Most frequently used right after telling somone "your head a splode" during a multiplayer video game. This phrase also encourages the person who the phrase is being directed towards to try and find something to do with their time that will make their life meaningful.

Person 1: "HA! HA! I JUST STOLE YOUR FLAG!"
Person 2 shoots Person 1 in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "WHAT THE!?"
Person 2: "GET SOME LIFE!"

by Tesher November 30, 2004