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Honey bear shot

When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.
Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot
by Hamneggs1 September 25, 2020
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NIGGLEY BEAR

She is woman
She is Ninjette
She is Proud
She is Blizzack!
Bliggity Bliggity Black✊🏾
Oooo man, I’m scared of her.

She a whole Ninjette!

She’ll Niggley Bear yo azz if you disrespect her “Brotha’s” and “Sista’s”!
Soul Sista FO REAL!!!✊🏾🤎
by Niggley Bear December 17, 2023
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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
mugGet the Bearmug.

cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you
Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.
by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018
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gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally
Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe
by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020
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Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.
Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched
by the big snutch March 24, 2021
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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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