Ruler Penatration

Alex , henry , ben , james and tom penatrate eachother with rulers

henry shoved a ruler up bens ass, ruler penatration

by thefreak101 October 24, 2011

Ruler recount

When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.

Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

road rules

lame show on mtv

shit, how many times are they going to show road rules today, why don't they show videos?

by Matt Zero July 31, 2003

Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

james_bond_rulez

a sexy, muscular, well suited gentleman who has a license to kill any fags that pisses him off.

james_bond_rulez vows to kick osama bin laden in the ballz and bring him to justice

by james January 12, 2004

rules of parp

1: a code that all followers of Parp must follow:

1: Be Random
2: You can be ordered as long as it LOOKS random
3: Always use the word Parp when appropriate
4: Always follow up the word Parp with a random act.

See also Parp and Parp-Bot

1: NO EXAMPLES I SAY!!!!!

by g28401 September 16, 2005

Ruler of Macidania

A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)

I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish

by kitty February 7, 2005