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Shit Throttle

A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.
Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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Shit Pussied

To become so excessively drunk that a woman actually defecates in her pants, and it slides into her vagina
"girl, i drank way too much last night, i was totally shit pussied"
by June0510 August 14, 2009
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shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
by bebi_ar September 12, 2009
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shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.
We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...
by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009
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Shit Note

The note that when theoretically hit makes everyone who hears it immediately SHIT themselves.
Mary hit the Shit Note in her concert yesterday and immediately everyone in the theatre shat themselves. It was awesome. The entire theatre needs a professional cleaning now.
by theshitnoter January 14, 2010
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eat their shit

A person or group of people is said to eat their shit if they abandon all reason when forming a positive opinion.

Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.

From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
"It's one of those fuckin' animated movies that everybody goes and sees and fuckin' eats their shit and loves."

"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."

"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
by Pimp Triscuit December 14, 2009
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shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.
My shit thing broke AGAIN
by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011
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