Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

Sex Chicken

A rubber chicken used for sexual interaction. The chicken can be penetrated or squeaked for its sound; bringing pleasure.

“Are you ready, babe?”

“One second, let me grab the Sex Chicken”

by Yakubiangangsta April 18, 2020

Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata

I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.

by dragonsnakelover July 1, 2011

Shark Sex

Violent sex where the male/dominant partner leaves marks on female/non-dominant partner.

Hi, I’m Rick, May I buy you a drink? My name is Suzann, sure but I’m into Shark Sex. Cool Suzann, I’ve visited the aquarium and still do, now what are you drinking?

by NW Beach Bum November 6, 2020

penis sex

sex with penis

penis sex all day all night

by ellexisdumb February 24, 2021

Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021