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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
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National head day 

Is where girlfriend,side chick needs to give the sloppiest but the best head ever this takes place august 4th
Did you hear about national head day it takes every year on august 4

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day 

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.
Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet

National Library of Wales 

National Library of Wales - the national storage for Welsh books (super digitisation now!), closed in the evenings, closed on Saturdays, closed also on Sundays and during snowfall!

Welsh-speakers are preferred here even though the head of this place comes from England, also: boring exhibitions and bad coffee!

Very good history here - and experts in their fields.

You cannot take your books home. Once staff "have their foot in there", they can rest, play online games, dream, be depressed - and be off-sick as much as they like. A big social club it seems to the interested outsider. Just another institution.
Hiya - there's another exhibition about Dylan Thomas in the National Library of Wales.

Naked Curiosity Rule

Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.
Guy 1: "Suzy is a nice girl, but she is REALLY ugly"
Guy 2: "She sent me a naked picture of herself once. Got it on my phone. Want to see?"
Guy 3: "Hell yeah. I gotta. Naked Curiosity Rule"
He is a very funny person. Never lets anyone down. He is 5th popular in his school. Nakul is mean at some times but overall he is caring. No one can be more funnier than him!
Nakul by Shsjendnsndd December 19, 2017