right handed waffle slam

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.

Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.

by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

by NetworkDr June 14, 2016

one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012

Recycle Bin Red Handed

Discovering what should not have been found after a very poor attempt of deleting so called evidence...

Term related to a computer technophobe who actually thinks clicking delete on an incriminating photo, video, document or other actually got rid of it...

Jane... No, That never happened. You can check through my photos & videos if you like!

Joe... Yeah, I know, I already did that...and caught you Recycle Bin Red Handed! You dumbass...

Jane... but I deleted it...?

Jim... Yes, so you did...which makes it worse!

Jane... eh?

Jim... My point exactly!

by Schnoopy November 9, 2011

second-hand rage quitting

When you are in a voice call/video game and kick someone from the party/voice call due to you being mad at them

Dude why'd you just kick me from the call, that's just second-hand rage quitting

by RealityThief May 19, 2022

show the back of my hand

To beat or inflict facial pain using the back of the hand, usually used in the context of domestic violence. Common expression of trailer trash and deep country inbreds.

“I done show the back of my hand to her a couple times but that’s it !”

by JohnnyDonkyBallz December 6, 2020

muddy hand in South Africa

This is not only a horror movie, but it is true. In South Africa there is this giant hand covered in mud that goes around killing people.

The muddy hand captured 5 people last night. This can also be called the wompogan which means the muddy hand of South Africa. You can say something like “the wompogan is a large muddy hand in South Africa that kills people. He has killed about 6000k people in South Africa.

by Alex Morten February 20, 2021