SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis
She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies
by Bradford G February 25, 2025
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An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!
Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.
by written anonymously. October 31, 2020
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What people say when a boy does sothing nice to a girl, just to be nice.
srrsly, What in the the ever living fuck.
HAHA, that guy just held the door open to a girl, WHAT A SIMP
by Urban TDog February 23, 2021
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Someone is who simple minded, pleb, pillock or fucking idiot.
Friend: **Insert something stupid**

You: "No, you simp"
by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024
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someone who puts the hoes before the bros
come back Steven, we swear shes cheating on you..

SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS SHES HOOKING UP WITH UR BROTHER
approve this message so our boy Steven will come back and stop being a simp
by Lorelai_crybaby June 19, 2020
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mathhew simp
by im god May 03, 2020
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Simp

A word used to describe when a man wants a female, but only the male side does everything.
A normal relationship normally works because both sides like each other, but #simping is only the male side liking the opposite, while the female having no interest in the male side. The male side normally simps because he only wants coochie, and he wants is NOW.
Crowd of ppl: having a conversation.
Random dood on the streets: has a ton of balloons on his hand and happily skipping towards a hous
Crowd: "oh look it's a simp".
by DDTC64 March 24, 2020
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