time for bear

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a: so can you stay here today?
b: TIME FOR BEAR
a: i dont have the energi to even think over what time for bear can possibly mean

by A guy who like kaif May 4, 2022

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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

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Gummy Bear

When a toothless prostitute gives you a blowjob

Hey, I'm going to get a gummy bear later tonight, do you wanna join?

by Gabby 6969 December 22, 2018

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Polar Bear In Arlington Texas

Used To describe when something in a list is noticeably and significantly worse than everything else. usually used as a image of a polar bear with the text "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas"

Person 1: why is Arby's here. its literally the Polar Bear In Arlington Texas

by Apollo1721 February 26, 2024

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Cummy bears

The cummy bears are a group of very swag people. There are only 6 cummy bears in the world. To be a cummy bear, you must go on a quest to find all these 6 people and gain their trust.
Slang: Cummies for plural, Cummy for singular.

Person 1: “Hey look! Is that Sophy and Ritz from the cummies?”
Person 2: “Oh my god! Lets try befriend them to become a part of the cummy bears!”

by Melon cat. December 30, 2020

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