slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha February 15, 2016

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj November 26, 2015

National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm

It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

Slap Rapping

To talk incessantly.

With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue, you get nothing done.

by PapaPedro November 08, 2022

Slapping the Gremlin

Slapping the Gremlin (v). During a MMF threesome, when one M reaches out and slaps the other M, thus establishing dominance. The M slapped becomes the gremlin.

Yo man, I heard last night when Chris and Larry were spitroasting Adriana, Larry decided it was a good time for Slapping the Gremlin with Chris.

by homebrewneuralyzer October 02, 2020

Slap a friend

January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!

"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"

by LpveherP January 23, 2023