Nut for Nature November

In November instead of not nutting nut the amount of times the day of the year is; i.e on the third nut three times and on the fifth five times. In order to get pornhub to plant more trees.

Jake: Damn we gotta nut 26 times today for Nut for Nature November.

Tom: That's easy dude.

by TenacityUnbreakableSteak November 1, 2019

finna busta nut

going to ejaculate everywhere

"Oh yeah baby, faster!"

Pupils of man dialate and a wild sweat comes across his brow, "Finna busta nut!!!!"

by BrickBomb December 24, 2015

bitch nuts

An object or a exclmation reffering to something as vicious as a bitch and as fun to play with as nuts.

This weed is the bitch nuts

by God April 3, 2003

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

california nuts

lot of nuts in california. frutes are in bay area, geeks are in San Jose.

Wow its hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with california nuts, frutes and turkeys.

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

Dirty Skillog Nuts

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.

Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."

by SirJigglesAlot March 15, 2011