Sneaky Mexican

The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country

I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border

by Djkorben12 June 11, 2024

Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.

Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.

by Dragónverde December 1, 2018

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Mexican Breakfast

Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.

by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018

Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly

The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying

by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017