Sex god

The ability to last long during sex, but then being able to cum when need be. One can also harness these powers, doing physical activities and become completely unstoppable. For instance in basketball, World Of Warcraft, and drinking.

"OMG!!! Last i had a quick pop with steven, which wwas horrible. But later i had a sex god, and had the greatest sex of my life!

by Papacheif5 March 9, 2011

Pirate God

The Pirate God dwells in Antartica and has an elite following namely a guamish prophet, her chief apostle and her devoted disciples.
She has an army of piratey angels and is also protected by the prophets guamish hula girls and her chief apostles huma huma tribe.
In addition she has a backup army of gun-toting pigs.

Christian: I'm a christian

Me: I worship the pirate god of antartica

by br0ni3 February 12, 2009

testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.

As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.

by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010

oh my god

an exclamation used during anal sex

oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt

by 315 & T-Dog! February 28, 2003

pimp hand of god

my sexy ass boyfriend

he is one pimp hand of god.

by pimp hand of god! June 18, 2015

oh my god who the hell cares

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"

Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares

by i like urbandictionary October 8, 2011

Angel Shot God

Scumbag Dad

Angel Shot God

"I've got a bullet for you."

by MrKrissuper August 15, 2022