Dirty Daboul

When you get a raging boner randomly in class

It was so awkward dude, I was trying to leave class but this damn Dirty Daboul wouldn’t go away.

by ali53now November 6, 2017

Dirty Chia

When you really want a Chai tea, but are awful at spelling. The barista will probably give you an old, slightly used, chai pet.

Hi, I'd like a Dirty Chia!

by OGODWHY November 8, 2017

Dirty Trump

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.

"Oh man, I gave that girl a Dirty Trump!"

by seimejote February 16, 2017

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

dirty tao

When a little Asian hides in the bushes spanking his wang jumps out at unsuspecting young guys screaming "Rice, rice baby" while slinging oriental love juice on the them.

Cop: "Are you alright sir?"
Spring breaker: "What the hell happened?"
Cop: "Well it looks like when you were leaving the strip club you got a Dirty Tao."
Spring breaker: "Dam! Not again."

by Geoshaman September 20, 2016

dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.

person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.

by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016

dirty ol'mcweasel

When you jerk off or have someone jerk you off to completion while your taking a shit.

Man this chick last night was nasty, I went to take a shit and she gave me a Dirty Ol'Mcweasel

by MaddhatterCrow July 8, 2016