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too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs
I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store
by Bk2333 January 8, 2015
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Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.
Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.
by WoodenShard November 29, 2022
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Two Twenty

A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."
John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!
by DelcoHoagie August 22, 2016
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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony
If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.
by taxtop February 6, 2014
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two cheeks of the same arse

Two people who share very similar characteristics, or two people who share a close bond.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are two cheeks of the same arse.
by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024
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Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
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