Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
by anonymous March 31, 2023
Get the mexican head cheesemug. A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobramug. A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.
by rye bread 536 February 6, 2020
Get the mexican ricottamug. were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher
by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025
Get the Mexican Watermelonmug. It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024
Get the Mexican Earthquakemug. Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
Get the Mexican Pizza’dmug. by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022
Get the Mexican tomatosmug.