hairy jap eye

a term for Vagina

Don't show him your hairy jap eye

by i'm from N.Z June 30, 2009

eye stabbin' goodness

A noun or action that has all the goodness of stabbin eyes.

"That muffin - eye stabbin' goodness

by Tony Q August 27, 2007

Ol' Short Eyes

President Biden. A derivation of "Ol Blue Eyes" nickname for Frank Sinatra, but given an appropriate description given the Joe Biden's predilection for pedophilia.

Don't ever let your young daughter stand by Ol' Short Eyes for a picture if she ever visits the White House!

by Cuivre2004 July 7, 2022

bombastic side eye

smth every white girl says to u in class

idk lol when u look at someone like bombastic side eye its dis:

gurl wtf-

by Mushr0omElf July 24, 2023

Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 29, 2011

birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018