Juris moment

An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.

Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.

by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024

John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Blud Moment

A moment where the user Blud^Milk intentionally says or creates the most mind-numbing statement.

"Yo, that post is kinda cringy... but at the same time, it seems ironic."

"Talk about a Blud Moment."

by qwerty-u September 8, 2021

Skye moment

Skye makes you want to jump off haileybury.

Skye made me have a Skye moment

by Defiantly not Skye August 22, 2022

audrey moment

When you act irrationally at something for no explainable reason to be 'quirky'

"Omg gracie, she had such an audrey moment and bit me because I almost touched her with ketchup!"

by Audrey Lesarge January 13, 2022

catwalk moment

When you have a brainwave and there is a knot in your head that desolves

e.g. that you suddenly understand catwalk is the word for runway walking because cats walk the same way. that's a catwalk moment then

by LennLennLenn April 26, 2020