J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.

I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Bean Body

creatures from the planet of Nahfalafagus

“A bean body is living on the planet called nahfalafagus”

by I LOVE MORIAH September 26, 2023

Beaned on

To demoralize, roast, diss, shit on, etc

beaned on

beaning on

(to) bean on

Mike: “This team is trash! We’re beaning on them.”
Hunter: “Yea they’re getting beaned on.”

by MmmCoins February 8, 2022

Bean dip

Shirin

That bean dip looks good

by zzaassaazz March 22, 2025

Beans

Cool beans but shortened for convenience.

Person 1: “Yes, I can go out with you that day.”
Person 2: “Oh, beans.”

by Peri the Platypus November 25, 2019

poppin a bean

is wen u popp a bean

oh! u scared mi I almost popped a bean. poppin a bean

by Ya boi 27 August 28, 2017