Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.
by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021
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freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.
We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.
by Seanda Mae July 2, 2016
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International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018
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Discord rules

if someone wanted to be added in a private you have to let them if they have a connection with a person in the server
Person 1- you cant be in our server

person 2- but I know steve so i can discord rules say so

person 1- thats true you can be in now
by RuleMastwe07 February 25, 2023
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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Rule 965

When Nikita is breaking the law by being too pretty
Omg! Nikita is breaking Rule 965
by TheUnscrambler February 8, 2023
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