dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024

knife moment

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

by bashereddin December 6, 2011

megh moment

when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.

bro 1: what is 2 times 3

bro 2: bro... literal megh moment

by sxngheili December 10, 2023

Bruh Moment

When you get a false positive covid test but still have to isolate

1: I just tested positive then tested negative, but apparently I still have to isolate
2: That do be a bruh moment

by bruhmoment101 December 14, 2020

Karla Moment

When you do or say something dumb

Used in a sentence: (John accidentally lost $100)

John: I can’t believe I lost $100, damn I just had a Karla moment

by The nigga who made it December 4, 2023

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Tim moment

(when Sydney kicks Tim form a voice call and he doesn't join back)

"oh your not joining back after i kicked you, Tim moment"

by _LEE_ December 14, 2023