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Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."
by Hym Iam June 21, 2023
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Rule 69

The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking
"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"
by S. L. Avery November 8, 2022
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Rule 13

The rule that managers, school administration, or any body of people in charge of other people in a workplace setting, will mess up every decision they make.
Our boss Ryan tried to organize a staff lunch, but he Rule 13'd it and nobody showed.
by Bigpoppa0035 September 14, 2023
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Rule of the thing

A fun idiom that means "a broadly accurate guide or principle, based on practice rather than theory." It is exactly like "Rule of Thumb" but without the added joke that it's meaning stems from domestic abuse.
The general rule of the thing is to add the ingredients when the water starts to boil
by Heylin September 14, 2019
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Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her
“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”
by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023
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Rule 34P

If a dog exists you can find him on the internet and pet him if you look long enough
Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!
by Artiquno June 10, 2018
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Rule 34

If it exists, there's porn of it/ explicit content of fictional characters or something what, do i look like a dictionary to you?
i just ejaculated to helluva boss furry fart rule 34 on the 29th of december in 2020
by 20thofjanuary2020 October 25, 2023
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