showed my ass

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

harsh my mellow

1. To annoy someone and bring them down whilst they're in a good mood
2. To annoy someone and bring them down whilst they're high

1: "This guy's annoying the fuck outta me, he's totally harsh my mellow!"
2: "Like duuude, this guy just came along and was screaming at me and dude, whoa dude HE TOTALLY HARSH MY MELLOW man!"

by LordEuronymous November 6, 2012

fizzle my wizzle

whats up my white friend

by Kevin Counts March 26, 2003

smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.

Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before

by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005

losing my religion

1. At the end of your rope.

2. Can't deal with life anymore.

"I'm sick of everyone, I'm losing my religion"

by gRuVekiTtY August 5, 2005

poppin my collar

pimps pop their collars to call their hoes over to get paid.

"ever since i can remember i been poppin my collar" -three 6 mafia

by lauren brackenbury May 23, 2006