A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
Get the Little Hobbitmug. by birdcake January 10, 2022
Get the very special little boymug. by Superwamen March 11, 2021
Get the my little pebblemug. by Max Edo September 7, 2018
Get the Little Armsmug. A little yip is someone who loves a big yip with their whole entire heart. Although big yips are bigger than little yips in some cases they have the ability to possess more love than big yips. These cases include little yips that have blonde hair and blue eyes as they can store more love in these features, which overpowers the love of the big yip in the situation.
"Hey, little yip! did you know that I love you more?"
"Nope, big yip I have blue eyes and blonde hair so it is proven that I love you more!"
"Nope, big yip I have blue eyes and blonde hair so it is proven that I love you more!"
by tpwkkayyy April 5, 2023
Get the Little Yipmug. by Zacv July 7, 2021
Get the little whittlemug. Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"
Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."
Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."
Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."
Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the Random Little Girl Attackmug.