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Little Hobbit

A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
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very special little boy

A dream stan or a nigga who uses mega knight in the popular game clash royale.
"you're a dream stan? you must be a very special little boy."
by birdcake January 10, 2022
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my little pebble

A nickname from Kirishima in Yagami Yato's ASMR audios
"My little pebble~ You're so beautiful!"
by Superwamen March 11, 2021
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Little Arms

Term for when a friend thinks they are big and have gains but forever will have little arms.
Vivian: Brah look how big my arms are, i've been gaining
Marco: Shut up little arms
by Max Edo September 7, 2018
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Little Yip

A little yip is someone who loves a big yip with their whole entire heart. Although big yips are bigger than little yips in some cases they have the ability to possess more love than big yips. These cases include little yips that have blonde hair and blue eyes as they can store more love in these features, which overpowers the love of the big yip in the situation.
"Hey, little yip! did you know that I love you more?"
"Nope, big yip I have blue eyes and blonde hair so it is proven that I love you more!"
by tpwkkayyy April 5, 2023
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little whittle

Meaning something small. A small amount
Damn babe you got a little whittle
by Zacv July 7, 2021
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Random Little Girl Attack

Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"

Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."

Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
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