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dick goblin 

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
dick goblin by Amunis_X April 10, 2017
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dick hole soup 

Soup made out of dickholes. Thinly sliced tips of dickholes. Similar to
Spaghettios. OR soul from a dickholes.
I'm starving, I could go for a steaming hot bowl of dick hole soup.
dick hole soup by Jenng1224 June 10, 2017

Dick beat 

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."
Dick beat by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017

Dick Wig 

Hair inadvertently wrapped around your dick.
My girlfriend sheds so much hair, I have dick wigs on the regular.
Dick Wig by Nipnips4 May 18, 2018

Dick Cheese 

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast
me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.
Dick Cheese by epicpoop69 April 6, 2019

Dick Fingers 

When a guy takes a piss then doesn't wash his hands.
Frank took a piss and didn't wash his hands. He then shook hands with Paul who was unaware that Frank had dick fingers.
Dick Fingers by Dirkley May 9, 2019