cunt wasp

A cunt wasp is someone who hangs around someone that is better than them to look cooler

Mandeep is a real Cunt Wasp

by xX_Marnebek_Xx June 2, 2016

cunt money

1. An amount of Money any employee will take b4 punching an employer in the face.
2. If the employee remains working after an extreme provocation from the employer; the Money thereafter shall be deemed Cunt Money.
3. When an employer has the intellectual capacities of a road kill and your still whoring for them.
Your working for Cunt Money.

Well Mr Passage, I'm pleased to be able to offer you this exciting opportunity. The going rate isn't much, but it's ample and it goes up and stuff. Did I mention the word opportunity?
"How much is it per hour?"
Well, the remedial encumberment is six pounds fifty an hour. But after six months it goes up to seven pounds and you'll get store discount and all the over time you can handle and store discount. Did I mention store discount at all?
"Six *ucking quid an hour! I don't work for cunt money, *uckoff you twat"

by dsfadsfgafgf October 14, 2016

cunt thunt

When you kick someone so hard in the cunt they have to go to the hospital to get your shoe removed from the roof of their mouth

I'm going to cunt thunt you really hard

by Mildred hill October 10, 2016

Kitty cunt

Your friend's cat that acts like a complete whore.

Mikayla's cat is such a Kitty Cunt. He learned it from Mikayla, too.

by Ultimate Salty Kitty Cunt September 5, 2016

cornflower cunt

The female equivalent of blue balls. Cornflower is used as a variant of blue simply to capture the feminine mystique of knowing every color, no matter how obscure- mauve, fuschia, periwinkle, etc.

She gave her boyfriend a blow job in the car and couldn't get off herself. She ended up with a bad case of cornflower cunt.

by Blxmth August 5, 2016

Randy cunt

A sly dyke with a wet cunt wanting to fuck

I saw this bitch today and she wanted "the puss" so bad I said to my mate.... fuck! She's a Randy Cunt"

by Fazza January 18, 2018

Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018