Make like two

A pre-phrase to a stated verb (action) most commonly affiliated between two close acquaintances.

-“YO D. O. DOUBLE G! THEY COMIN’!! WE NEED’A MAKE LIKE TWO AND SPLIT!!”
-“Hey baby, let’s make like two do, and get it ooooonnnn(;”
-“ I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Let’s make like two
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue” -sugarland

by Mrpappagiorgio November 27, 2021

déjà two

The simultaneous feeling of having a déjà vu event about the same déjà vu event.

Kai felt he was having déjà two, experiencing déjà vu of having déjà vu about the present moment.

by Rhondaa November 29, 2021

two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner

You are showing real two plate energy right now.

by boulderer February 13, 2024

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024

timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.

Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

by Yarner February 22, 2024