Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

lyn moment

when lyn horny tweets about a fictional character too much

-she just tweeted 'gojo pls warm my insides'
-lyn moment

by gansoiscool August 15, 2021

moment

When you touch for the first time, or when you have some other experience which is dope, and you want that moment to last forever, that's when you're having a moment.

One moment in time is something else, that's simply the same as one point in the time dimension, which is no time period at all because it doesn't last for as much as a fragment of a second.

However, if someone is using the phrase Moment, that means that you should just shut up and kindly behave for a moment or two until the moment comes when your life can continue. In other words: Wait a little. In this case, a moment actually is a period of time, and certainly not just one moment in time.

Oh, come on, I thought we were having a moment.

by Monster Tiddies March 16, 2020

Mikan moment

When mikan does an expected move and calls out on something idiotic or anything in general

Definition 2: when mikan explains how that’s stupid as fuck

Mikan: “that looks ugly as fuck”
Someone: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FSGGOT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BTICH CUNT! YOU DESERVE TO DIE”
Mikan:”ok”

Here’s mikan moment being defined in sentences

by M0BZ September 30, 2021

Faust moment

When a male person or a character looked female enough, making you feel 'things' inside your body. It could lead you to do... 'something'.

Syafiq : I just had a Faust moment bruh
Arashi : What is a Faust moment
Faust : -define Faust moment

by FaustVolke June 27, 2023

Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012