Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
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For when you're too afraid to Google it.
"I was afraid of Google tracking my searches so I used Urban Dictionary to look it up."
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other dictionaries: school is a place for education
urban dictionary: school is a place for bullshit
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a shi*ty platform that people use the find the meaning of the word but instead they find some bs
Hey bro u use urban dictionary?
Fuck nah that shi mid
by Everywordisusedbysomeone else October 29, 2022
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The site you create stupid phrases on at 3am because no one loves you
"Yo dude I'm gonna create a new phrase on urban dictionary, oh wait I'm talking to myself no one loves me"
by double90 March 07, 2020
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That place where you post the names of your friends and when they look up their names they say "HAHA THAT'S SO TRUE OMG"
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A website people use to find definitions of sex when they are horny
You...hey im vvv horny im gonna go on urban dictionary
by amazeballsssss May 23, 2015
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