Ass Goblin

when you go to eat pussy, but go too far down, then you're ass goblin. *rule of thumb(if your on a bed)your chin should not be touching the mattress...)(if you do then you are definately ass goblin)

mans thoughts "hmm her bat cave seems kinda tight, maybe i went down too far...oh man i hope im not ass goblin"

by chikin skratch December 28, 2005

eat-ass

A form of refusal to a request

Person 1: "Can you take this umbrella, I need to tie my shoe lace"
Person 2: "Eat-ass!"

by GASTeam January 17, 2013

ass banshee

One who invades the ass and/or is a complete douche bag

Guy 1: Hey man wanna see my pokemon cards!!

Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me you ass banshee!

by The Zach Daddie April 28, 2006

faucet ass

When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.

Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!

You mean faucet ass, John.

by Buffalo Souljah April 3, 2008

ass jockey

One who participates often in the ritual of anal sex.

Yeah, last night Bobby Kurka was my ass jockey...

by anon.... August 8, 2005

ass raped

Anal Raping

by Peter Formanak October 28, 2003

Kat's ass

Not quite a ba-dunk-a-dunk, but deffinately not a ba-dink-a-dink

S: Wow Kat's ass is a ba-dink-a-dink!
R: No way man! Kat has a great ba-dunk-a-dunk!
P: I think that it is right between the two.

by tigerlilly March 31, 2005