Dream Roll

A joint that contains various legal herbs, wrapped in pink paper. The best euphoric feeling ever and the closest to heaven you will ever get. One of the most ancient drugs civilizations used to get high.

Jeremiah: I’m trying to score Dream Rolls for the party tonight
Molly : Hell yeah! Best shit ever! Ancient party drug!! Woo Woo

by dankdawg July 14, 2020

Pussy Roll

A category of sexual maneuver that can be performed in numerous angles.

Your sister did a mean pussy roll in me last night.

by zachcaldwell August 29, 2019

Roll up the lazz kid

Roll up the weed kid

Yo bro u got bud

Yeah bro

Roll up the lazz kid

by Taliban Henny November 10, 2017

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

Rolled

In the sport of Track and Field, "rolled" means you are unathletic, untalented, and SLOW compared to the competition.

"Did you check the heat sheet to see who you're racing today bro?"

Yeah, they're all rolled man. This'll be easy."

by dillnye123 December 18, 2024