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You Son of a Bitch

A phrase yelled at someone to show that you despise them and think that their mother is a whore. It is a phrase used by certain awkward, big nosed people when they are angry. One way to anger such a person would be to, for example, inadvertently hit said person in the testicles with a frisbee. This phrase is best yelled while attempting to kick whomever hit you with the aforementioned frisbee, although the kicking can be rendered useless by your target keeping you at a distance with his long arms.
*Person 1 accidently hits the awkward person in the testicles with a frisbee.

Person 1: Oh shit dude, i'm sorry! Are you alright?

Awkward person: You Son of a Bitch!

*the awkward person attempts to kick person 1 only to be thwarted by person 1's long arms and non-awkward disposition.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
by thatguy135 August 30, 2010
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tear you up

Fucking for a very long time, and doing it very hard. Or, fucking a virgin and making the vagina hole bigger so they can fuck easily.
"He said he wanted to tear you up."
by fizzzzzzzzzzz May 3, 2009
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Fair balls to you

Irish, colloquialism: well done, congratulations, you've achieved something unexpected.
"You mean you took Evangeline Lily home with you last night? Jesus. Fair balls to you."
by E.W. Felton August 29, 2005
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Got you by the balls

(Verb) When someone has strong hold over you. Usually controlling your decisions and your life.
Dang bro yo mama don't let you do nothing, she got you by the balls bro.
by Cumputer November 25, 2015
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here without you

Sad, but amazing song by the kickass rock band, "Three Doors Down"
"I'm here without you baby, but you're still on my lonely mind.."
by o'keefe January 12, 2008
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I need you

When you can't live without someone and you wish they would feel the same way you do .
Her: I need you.
Him: I don't need you.
by Jessica is greeeeeat ! (: October 13, 2009
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