Private Schools

An institute where they brainwash you without you knowing it. These so called 'schools' have been known to take children in at a young and innocent age, and then send them back into the world later thinking they're riduclously better then everyone else around them. Private schools have also been described as an institute for Cults, as well as being well known for sucking young children and teenagers souls. Also known as gateway to Hell.

My parents must hate me, they're sending me to one of the private schools.

by Sparx8282 September 19, 2009

High School

The North American equivalence to European pre-secondary educational facilities.
Contrary to apparent common belief among Americans and/or Canadians the high schools found throughout the norhtern part of the Americas are like kindergardens compared to their European counterparts - hence not very "high" in any respect...except for their drugged-up spoilt kids.
In Europe students are required to actually study a whole lot more material than students attending these north-American schools.
The European curiculums include materials that are considered university level in the Americas and any European high school graduate could kick the smartest American kids' ass.

American/Canadian kids:
"Hey yo bro, so in class we had to like differentiate some function or something, that was whack0 bro."
"Aight, me hearz yo man, dillio. Let'z fuck this shit and chill out at my crib watchin some MTV."

European kids:
"Oh well differentiating that polynomial function wasn't too hard, now was it?"
"No, not at all my dear friend. Would you like to drop by at my place? We could listen to some genuine European music and chat about today's class."

by EuropeKicksYourAss March 12, 2005

Middle School

A place where you sit through boring ass classes and are stuck there for 3 years of your life. Given the fact that your already going through puberty, and you already feel like shit, if you like something another kid likes you are called a poser. Middle school is a place where 40% of the girls are sluts and are desperatly wanting a boy friend to make themselves look more popular, half of them are in their period the majority of the time, a place full of fuckboy wannabes who try to act cool by doing every trendy thing possible, and date girls, just trying to get in their pants, and walk around with a major monster erection half the time. If you fucking fart in class, forget it, your done. Teachers pick favorites and hate all their other fucking students. If you get pimples, the little queers who haven't finished through puberty yet usually make fun of it.

Middle school is full of queers!

by Mega fgt February 27, 2017

school dance

trash

you: last week's school dance was trash!
your favorite teacher: a bunch of people worked hard on that

by Midnight287 October 11, 2019

School Dance

a place where you shoot your shot and fail, then hang out with friends because you're lonely. then you dance with you're friend, stomp in a circle to cotton eye joe, shoot your shot even more,get sad, cry,dance even more, eat rose pedals, watch your friend bowl with water bottles then go home having had fun

me:take me baby i'm all you need
girl:wtf
joe:wanna hang?
me:yes.
and that's the School Dance for you

by raybeez April 14, 2022

School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.

You look like school lunch.

by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019

The Lawrenceville School

The most awesome prep school in NJ. The intelligent kids and rich kids go study there. You can also see the most preppiest kids studying there. Probably one of the most elite boarding schools in New Jersey.

Guy 1: Hey... Have you heard about The Lawrenceville School?

Guy 2: Hell yeah. I want to study there man ! It's so cool there !!!

by damnprep September 20, 2015